Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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