never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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