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just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
bring money and cleavage
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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