For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I am one with the molecules
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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