i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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