Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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