i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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