Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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