Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I wear drunk well.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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