they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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