Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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