sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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