i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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