Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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