recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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