Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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