This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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