dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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