no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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