Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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