shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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