i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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