What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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