We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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