Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.