We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
God, I missed his penis.
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