Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
