Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize
