he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We need to rekindle our bromance
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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