He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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