i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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