I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
