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  Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water

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• (209): View more from California

  nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (530): View more from California

  Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.

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• (805): View more from California

  We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.

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