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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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