**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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