Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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