he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
false alarm, still single
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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