I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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