And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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