i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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