Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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