North Korea, Best Korea!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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