Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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