Non-Jews are for practice
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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