I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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