I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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