Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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