Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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