I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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