Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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