Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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