I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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