The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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