i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
