i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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